"Look out! Baldy's coming." Baldy was Mr. Robinson, our grade school principal, whom we all loved dearly, but whom we feared when we were doing wrong. Of course, this fellow with few hairs on his head did not know we called him Baldy, did he? Dumb question. To his face he was always Sir, or Mr. Robinson, but when he was not around we lovingly referred to him as Baldy. However, there's a bible narrative in which Baldy was not a loving name, but a taunt toward one of God's prophets. Elijah had been carried away by a whirlwind, and left his prophet's robe with his successor, Elisha. As Elisha traveled toward Bethel several children came out of the city and mocked him saying, "Hey, there's Baldy. Hey, Baldy you old geezer" (2 Kings 2:23, Author's paraphrase). A statement in Numbers 32:23 warns, "Be sure your sin will find you out." Some people wait a while before they pay the consequences of their sin. A man may cheat on his wife for months before she finds out. But find out she will, and the consequences will not be pleasant. People may eat pork or oysters or mushrooms for years before they suffer a heart attack, or contract cancer from disobeying God's dietary plan (Leviticus 11: 1-31; Deuteronomy 14: 1-21). But in the case of those who mocked Elisha, their sin found them out in a hurry. Elisha cursed them in God's name, and two she bears came out of the forest and tore up forty-two of them: "So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." (2Kings 2:24, NKJV) |