Death
Humorous Quotes

Atheists    -    Death    -    Dogs & Cats
Growing Old    -    Marriage    -    Money
Stupidity    -    Success    -    MORE!
Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.
Jewish proverb
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
What does Hell look like?
Is there a right time to die?
What is the second death?

If your riches are yours, why don't you take them with you to the other world?
Benjamin Franklin
I don't accept defeat as final. Only death is final, and even then I hope for a reprieve.
Phil Gramm
Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
Yogi Berra
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Woody Allen
Live so that the preacher can tell the truth at your funeral.
K. Beckstrom
You don't die in the United States, you underachieve.
Jerzy Kosinski
Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
Elvis Presley
A certain Pastor's tombstone states . . .
Go tell the church that I'm dead,
But they need shed no tears;
For though I'm dead, I'm no more dead
Than they have been for years.
T.D. Bonham

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H.L. Mencken
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Anonymous
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
Dean Smith
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana
Additional Study Materials
Who has God personally executed?
Do dead babies go directly to heaven?
Why did Jesus have to die?
When will there be heaven on earth?

Biblical Humor!
Jesus Laughs!   -   A Pain in the Rear
Paul's Cutting Correction!   -   Laughter's Son
Elijah Mocks Prophets!   -   The Big Lie
Fools of Corinth   -   God Mocks Sinners
Paul's Funny Word Play

Humorous Quotes!
Atheists    -    Children    -    Death
Dogs & Cats    -    God and Man
Growing Old    -    Life's Lessons
Marriage    -    Money    -    Relationships
Stupidity    -    Success & Fame
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