If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
Failure is God's own tool for carving some of the finest outlines in the character of his children.
Had I been present at the creation of the world, I would have suggested improvements.
A lot of people are willing to give God credit, but so few ever give him cash.
Pray to God, but row for the shore.
The best things in life aren't things.
I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know he is.
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
Make me chaste and continent, but not just yet.
If we think we can do anything of ourselves, all we shall get from God is the opportunity to try.
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
We have not lost faith, but we have transfered it from God to the medical profession.
George Bernard Shaw
God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves.
It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
John Andrew Holmes
Halloween's another big holiday. Satanic holiday. Nobody's bothered by that for some reason. When I was going to church they always told me Satan is the most evil one, the one you have to watch out for. Then, once a year, the whole country goes, 'Hey, let's party with this guy!'
Beer is living proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
God does not pay weekly, but he pays at the end.
If God made us in his image, we have certainly returned the compliment.