God and Man
Humorous Quotes

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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since.
Will Rogers
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans.
Yiddish Proverb
´╗┐He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
John Bright
The will of God will not take you where the grace of God cannot keep you.
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Jean Ingelow

Failure is God's own tool for carving some of the finest outlines in the character of his children.
Thomas Hodgkin
Had I been present at the creation of the world, I would have suggested improvements.
Alfonso X
A lot of people are willing to give God credit, but so few ever give him cash.
Robert Harris
Pray to God, but row for the shore.
Russian Proverb
The best things in life aren't things.
Ann Landers
I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
Albert Einstein
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know he is.
Jean Anouilh
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
Make me chaste and continent, but not just yet.
If we think we can do anything of ourselves, all we shall get from God is the opportunity to try.
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
We have not lost faith, but we have transfered it from God to the medical profession.
George Bernard Shaw
God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves.
D.L. Moody
It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
John Andrew Holmes
Halloween's another big holiday. Satanic holiday. Nobody's bothered by that for some reason. When I was going to church they always told me Satan is the most evil one, the one you have to watch out for. Then, once a year, the whole country goes, 'Hey, let's party with this guy!'
Drew Cary
Beer is living proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
God does not pay weekly, but he pays at the end.
Dutch Proverb
If God made us in his image, we have certainly returned the compliment.
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
Mother Teresa
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