God and Man
Humorous Quotes

Atheists    -    Death    -    Dogs & Cats
Growing Old    -    Marriage    -    Money
Stupidity    -    Success    -    MORE!
God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since.
Will Rogers
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans.
Yiddish Proverb
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
John Bright
The will of God will not take you where the grace of God cannot keep you.
Anonymous
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
Anonymous
What kind of prayers are rejected?
What is a covenant of salt?
Why did the devil attack God?

Failure is God's own tool for carving some of the finest outlines in the character of his children.
Thomas Hodgkin
Had I been present at the creation of the world, I would have suggested improvements.
Alfonso X
A lot of people are willing to give God credit, but so few ever give him cash.
Robert Harris
Pray to God, but row for the shore.
Russian Proverb
The best things in life aren't things.
Ann Landers
I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
Albert Einstein
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know he is.
Jean Anouilh
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
Make me chaste and continent, but not just yet.
Augustine

If we think we can do anything of ourselves, all we shall get from God is the opportunity to try.
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves.
D.L. Moody
It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
John Andrew Holmes
Beer is living proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
God does not pay weekly, but he pays at the end.
Dutch Proverb
If God made us in his image, we have certainly returned the compliment.
Voltaire
Additional Study Materials
What does God find beautiful?
To whom should we direct our prayers?
Did Jesus or cavemen exist first?
How does man redeem his time?

Biblical Humor!
Jesus Laughs!   -   A Pain in the Rear
Paul's Cutting Correction!   -   Laughter's Son
Elijah Mocks Prophets!   -   The Big Lie
Fools of Corinth   -   God Mocks Sinners
Paul's Funny Word Play

Humorous Quotes!
Atheists    -    Children    -    Death
Dogs & Cats    -    God and Man
Growing Old    -    Life's Lessons
Marriage    -    Money    -    Relationships
Stupidity    -    Success & Fame
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