Success, Failure and Fame
Humorous Quotes

Atheists    -    Death    -    Dogs & Cats
Growing Old    -    Marriage    -    Money
Stupidity    -    Success    -    MORE!
I couldn't wait for success . . . so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters
Fame means when your computer is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.
Sandra Bullock
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
Sarah Brown
´╗┐You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno

Behold the turtle, he makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
James Bryant Conant
Success is not so much what you are, but rather what you appear to be.
Anonymous
Some of the biggest failures I ever had were successes.
Pearl S. Buck
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Rosalind Russell
If you are going to be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy.
Sylvester Stallone
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
David Brinkley
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
A.H. Weiler
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas Edison
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
Lily Tomlin
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin
In the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding on the back of the tiger ended up inside.
John F. Kennedy
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Margaret Thatcher
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.
Anonymous
If a man wakes up famous, he hasn't been sleeping.
Wes Izzard

Nothing succeeds like failure.
Rebecca West
I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.
F. Lee Bailey
If necessity is the mother of invention, how come so much unnecessary stuff is invented?
Anonymous
The telephone rang in the office of a theatrical agent. "Hello," said a voice. "I want a job. I can sing, dance, and juggle."

"So can a thousand other people, and they're all out of work," snapped the agent. "Just a minute. Don't hang up, I can play the piano, walk the tightrope, and recite 'Paradise Lost' backwards." The agent replied, "So can a lot of others. You're wasting my time."

"Just a minute," pleaded the voice. "There's one other thing. I'm a dog."
Anonymous
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is - try to please everybody.
Herbert Swope
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Humorous Quotes!
Atheists    -    Children    -    Death
Dogs & Cats    -    God and Man
Growing Old    -    Life's Lessons
Marriage    -    Money    -    Relationships
Stupidity    -    Success & Fame
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