If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
I want to have gold in my pockets when I have silver in my hair.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy, your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed."
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Nothing but money is sweeter than honey.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
With all the gold in the world men could not buy a friend, character, peace of mind, a clear conscience or a sense of eternity.
Money is like manure: of very little use except it be spread.
Inflation is being broke with money in your pocket!
The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits!
Thirty percent of my income goes to food, thirty to rent, thirty for insurance and cars, ten percent for doctor bills. The rest I spend foolishly.
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions. He had money as well.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.
People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.
That money talks I'll not deny.
I heard it once: It said, "Goodbye."
The rich, like well-brought-up children, are meant to be seen and not heard.
In this country you're guilty until proven wealthy.
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you've got money.
Joe E. Lewis
To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million to $110 million is inevitable.