Money and Wealth
Humorous Quotes

Atheists    -    Death    -    Dogs & Cats
Growing Old    -    Marriage    -    Money
Stupidity    -    Success    -    MORE!
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
Edmund Stockdale
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
I want to have gold in my pockets when I have silver in my hair.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Henny Youngman
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?
Princess Diana
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy, your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank Hubbard
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed."
Dorothy Parker
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar Wilde
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Nothing but money is sweeter than honey.
Benjamin Franklin
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Dorothy Parker
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel Butler
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
Logan Smith
With all the gold in the world men could not buy a friend, character, peace of mind, a clear conscience or a sense of eternity.
Charles Banning
Money is like manure: of very little use except it be spread.
Francis Bacon

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions. He had money as well.
Margaret Thatcher
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn Monroe
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Dogs & Cats    -    God and Man
Growing Old    -    Life's Lessons
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Stupidity    -    Success & Fame
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